Maybe you've seen that silly comic where one avocado is running off in tears, and another is following behind it, yelling, "But I said you're the good fat!" Cute, right? Avocados are, in fact ...

For the largest avocado, I had to hit the pit with the tool ... I get why people wouldn't want to overload their kitchen with silly gadgets. But the CocoKool is highly functional, and takes ...